The Name Behind the Person: Mangoes

ROCKY ROAD, Pran’s Office: In the second edition of “The Name Behind the Person”, I will be criticizing mangoes, a troop also known as mantoes(ew), juice(this is true pls believe), and fruit (false). She claims to be iconic in the Fire Warriors, which I will determine to be false! I will uncover her TRUE nature, and expose the lies you have been fed.

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The Name Behind the Person: Cassie

ROCKY ROAD, Pran’s Office: In a totally brand-new column that I stole from CPAH 2020 (because for real, who cares), I will be analyzing(criticizing) people’s names. The first person to have the luxury of being criticized for having parents give them such a name will be Cassie, the owner, and leader of Fire Warriors!

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